Jim Hightower on Poor Little Richie Rich

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A Whining Wall Street Banker Pleads for Pity

Wednesday, January 28, 2015   |   Posted by Jim Hightower
Jamie is PO’d. He’s fed up with all of this populistic attitude that’s sweeping the country, and he’s not going to take it anymore!

Jamie Dimon recently bleated to reporters that, “Banks are under assault.” Well, not most banks, but JPMorgan Chase, America’s largest Wall Street empire, which Jamie heads. Government regulators, snarls Jamie, are pandering to grassroots populist anger at Wall Street excesses by squeezing the life of JP Morgan casino.

But wait – didn’t JPMorgan score a $22 billion profit last year, a 20 percent increase over 2013 and the highest in its history? And didn’t those Big Bad Oppressive Government Regulators provide a $25 billion taxpayer bailout in 2008 to save Jamie’s conglomerate from its own reckless excess? And isn’t this Wall Street popinjay raking in some $20 million in personal pay to suffer the indignity of this so- called “assault” on his bank. Yes, yes, and yes.

Still, Jamie says that regulators are piling on JPMorgan Chase: “In the old days,” he whined, “you dealt with one regulator when you had an issue. Now it’s five or six. You should all ask the question about how American that is,” the $20-million-a-year man lectured to reporters, “how fair that is.”

Well, golly, one reason Chase has half-a-dozen regulators on its case is because it doesn’t have “an issue” of illegality, but beaucoup illegalities, including deceiving its own investors, cheating more than two million of its credit card customers, gaming the rules to overcharge electricity users in California and the Midwest, overcharging active-duty military families on their mortgages, illegally foreclosing on troubled homeowners, and … well, so much more.

So Jamie, you should ask yourself the question about “how fair” is all of the above. Then you should shut up, count your millions, and be grateful you’re not in jail.

“Morgan Chase Chief Says ‘Banks Are Under Assault,'” www.nytimes.com, January 14, 2015.

“Tracking the $700 Billion Bailout,” www.nytimes.com, 2015.

“J.P. Morgan Adds $206 Billion to Its $25 Billion Plus Tally of Recent Settlements,” www.wsj.com, January 7, 2015.

“JPMorgan Chase,” www.wikipedia.org, 2015.

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One response to “Jim Hightower on Poor Little Richie Rich

  1. I am sick to death of these richie rich’s whining about how put upon they are. Tax them 95% with no loopholes for a while so that we can get this country back on track. Or better yet, Off with their heads and confiscate their wealth………

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