Fox News – A Parasitic Existence
I thought Stewart’s description of what Fox News does was great until I read up on exactly what a succubus-like creature might be. Now I think the description is perfect.
In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus is a female demon or supernatural entity that appears in dreams, who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.
In modern fictional representations, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as a highly attractive seductress or enchantress.
That’s Fox – the enchantress for low-intellect, low-information schmucks who desperately need someone to tell them exactly what to think on any given issue. Obama is a socialist who hates white people! Climate change is a hoax! Obamacare has death panels! Muslims are evil! Evolution is a lie! Creationism is science! Trayvon Martin was a thug! George Zimmerman is a victim! Guns good! Gun laws bad! Gays bad! Immigrants bad! Poor people bad! Corporations are people!
Fox News – the enchantress for bigots and idiots.