Mario Piperni on CPAC

CPAC’s Sad Spectacle

March 15, 2013 By

Republican Elephant - Wingers in Space -

Checking in at CPAC.

Wayne LaPierre

“It’s gonna be people like you and me. That’s who they’re tracking. That’s who they’re after. The names of good, decent people, all across this country, who happen to own a firearm, to go into a federal database with universal registration of every lawful gun-owner in America. That’s their answer to criminal violence? Criminalize 100 million law-abiding gun owners in a private transfer? Build a list of all the good people? As if that would somehow make us safe from violent criminals and homicidal maniacs? That’s their answer? Are they insane?”

Crazy, crazy man.

Mitt Romney

“As someone who just lost the last election, I’m probably not in the best position to chart the course for the next one.”

Correct. Bye.

Donald Trump

“I’ve made over 8 billion dollars…I’ve employed tens of thousands of people and yet I’m continually criticized by total lightweights all over the place. It’s unbelievable. It really is unbelievable.

“I think if Mitt made one mistake — and I like Mitt a lot — it’s that he didn’t talk enough about his success,”

Eight billion dollars. Lovely..but the pic below is all you need to know about Trump’s CPAC appearance and the lack of respect even conservatives have for this clown.


Rick Perry

“The popular media narrative is that this country has shifted away from conservative ideals, as evidenced by the last two presidential elections. That’s what they say,” Perry said. “That might be true if Republicans had actually nominated conservative candidates in 2008 and 2012.”

Keep on pushing those conservative ideals, Rick. It worked really so well for you guys last time around.

Rand Paul

“Does it really take $3 million to discover that monkeys, like humans, act crazy on meth?” Paul asked to laughter from his audience.

Any mention of science is always good for a laugh or two at a conservative gathering.

If you missed Louie Gohmert’s “Vietnam was winnable” comment, see here.

Bottom line: Obama won a second term because of these clowns and Hillary is going to win a couple more for the very same reason.


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