Mitt Romney – American Comedian
I was doing some reading last night and came across a number of Groucho Marx quotes which I thought could easily be mistaken as coming from Mitt Romney himself. Certainly, the three in the above illustration fit the Mittster perfectly…as do these.
“There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he’s crooked.”
“I cannot say that I do not disagree with you”
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
From the man who once said he enjoys firing people who work for him, this next one is 100 percent Romney.
“There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man”
And this one might not be Romneyesque but I love it anyway.
“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”
(The Romney source photograph is a Creative Commons licensed image from photographer Gage Skidmore.)